The Top 10 Ways to Ruin the First Day of School
About the author:
Ken Derby is a slightly famous author, monkey trainer, twelve-minute rock star, five-minute TV star, two-minute movie star, and fisherman. When he isn’t teaching or writing, he might be found reading, working out, biking, or rooting for the Denver Broncos.
Ten-Year Anniversary Edition
Over 124,000 copies in print!
Originally published as The Top 10 Ways to Ruin the First Day of 5th Grade, but now it has a new title, The Top 10 Ways to Ruin the First Day of School. It is the same book with the same story that kids love!
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Summary: Anthony Madison, a.k.a. Tony Baloney, can’t get enough of the Late Show with David Letterman. He loves the Late Show and will stop at nothing to get himself on the program. But to get from Kansas City to New York City, he’ll have to pull out all the stops. With his own brand of Top Ten lists, and stunts that range from photocopying his hinder to taking to the field in a bear suit at a professional football game, Tony takes the NFL, MTV, New York City, the Hells Angels, his teacher, friends, family, and readers on an uproarious ride to remember.
“Nonstop wacky action.” - School Library Journal
“A quick, fun read that will appeal to would-be show-offs everywhere.” – Booklist
“A very funny, silly book.” - The Washington Post
Hardcover originally published by Holiday House.
Paperback originally published by Scholastic.
Paperback re-released by Illusion Publishing.
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